Happy Easter

Happy easter everyone :)

Life vs AutoCAD file

Life is like an AutoCAD file when you first open a new file its empty and u start to fill it line by line. So with each line you draw you three things happen
1. The picture starts to be clearer and more beautiful
2. You�re a line closer to the end
3. You increase the load on the file

So when u increase the load on the file there is a big chance that it can give you a fatal error any second so you have to save and save as every while for you not to lose those lines you drew which will later form a beautiful picture but if you look close enough they are just bunch of lines with a relation between them.

If a fatal error occurred you either lose the whole thing (faster than ctrl +Z) or if you're lucky you will lose a small part of the file. But In all cases U have 2 be strong enough to face the consequences and have to be ready to repeat the whole drawing experience again or just close the file and another cycle will start.

Life can be tricky it can move your way till it reaches a peak where its fully loaded and hit you hard on your face so u have to be strong and face it .

Lost in the middle

Have u ever felt lost in the middle between what u feel and wat u believe???
Have u ever meant 2 do smthn but done the opposite!!!
Have u ever lost alot in a foolish moment and its hard 2 get things back ???
I am sorry i did

Back

My blog is back thx to hindo but i am too busy 2 post so i will have a brk . Wish me luck :)

Dare to be there 

WISDOM

Don't hurt anyone!
"It only takes a few seconds to hurt people you love , and it can take years to heal"

Live today!
"There are two eternities that can break you down. Yesterday and Tomorrow. One is gone and the other doesnt exist...So live TODAY."

Marriage!
Do not marry a person you know you can live with ; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

Money
"Money can buy everything but happiness"

Trust!
"It takes years to build trust, and only few seconds to destroy it"

Value!
"What is most vaulable in not what you have but who you have in your life "

Girls 

Difference between boys and girls 

Died for love

A Gyrl Nd a Boi Were On a Motorcycle...Speedin

Thru Tha Nyt.. They Loved Each Otha A Lot..


Gyrl: " Slow Down A little.. Am Scared.."

Boi: "No,It'Z So Fun.."

Gyrl: "PlZ..It'Z So Scary.."

Boi: "Then Say Dat U LUV ME !.."

Gyrl: "Fine..I Luv U..Can u Slow Down Naw?"

Boi: "Give Me A Big Hug.."

The Gyrl Gave Him A Big Hug...

Gyrl: "Naw Can u Slow Down?"

Boi: "Can u Take Off Ma Helmet Nd Put It On? It'Z Uncomfortable Nd It'Z Botherin Me While I Drive."


The Next Day,There WaZ A Story In The Newspaper. A Motorcycle Had Crashed Into A Building CuZ ItZ Brakes Were Broken...There Were Two Ppl On The Motorcycle,Of Which One Died,Nd The Other Had Survived...The Guy Knew That The Brakes Were Broken.


He Didn't Want 2 Let The Gyrl Know...Cuz He Knew That The Gyrl Would Hav Gotten Scared...Instead,He WaZ Told The Last Time That She Loved Him,Got A Hug From Her, Put HiZ Helmet On Her So That She Can Live..Nd Die Himself!!...

Once In A While,Right In The Middle Of An Ordinary

Life,Luv Gives Us A Fairy Tale..

VERY OLD BUT VERY IMPRESSIVE EMAIL

Shortest story ever

A college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words
as possible for her English class and the instructions were that it
had to include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
She was the only one who received an (A) and this is what she
wrote:
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

Funny part of me

Actually I can be very funny at certain points so here are some examples :P
1-Lost in the small city :
I got my driving license for more than a year now but I still can go to very few places alone with no help ( with the directions) coz i get lost easily. Not only that but also when am lost I start 2 cry and try 2 ask old men ( white hair )with half tears eyes "where is abdoun". last accident was today I wanted 2 go to the "tamyoz matba3a" near Jordan uni to print some stuff no one agreed to go with me all ppl are busy so I had to go alone :( anyways I got there safely thx God but when I had to leave back home I got lost I found myself in "shmasani" for some reason that I donno .I called my friend and asked her" where to go I am in jabal Amman I saw a sign somewhere "she said wat can u c " I said safeway " she said oh God ur in shmesani how did u go there" and she started 2 laugh at me, I was laughing as well I didn't cry this time yahooooo:p anyways I surprizingly got home safe this time . To make u laugh even more I drove to that place many times before but still I got lost :(

2- Words with no meaning :
When I talk sometimes I get mixed up with words like once I wanted 2 say " ili 3ala raso batha behases 3aleha " guess wat I said "ili 3ala raso batha besalem 3aleha " hehehehehehe my friends couldnt stop laughing 4 a week or so :p
Another one was completely different thing
"il najar babo ma5lo3" I guess its like that but I said " il bawab babo maftooh" hehehehe no connection not even close :p

3- Once my friend called me so I answered I was a bit confused and searching 4 my car key I found it and was talking with him , talking and talking then suddenly I was pissed off and said " mish ma32ool sarli sa3a bafatesh 3al mobile" he just laughed for 3 mins and hanged on the phone he couldn't say bye from laughing and after he started laughing I got where the mobile is and started 2 laugh as well :D hehehehe I can be really stupid when I am not concentrating :p

note: those are just few examples :p

Five tips for a woman....

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Hehehehe i actually read it in an email and found it funny :D

BASEBALL GLOVE CHAIR (JOE CHAIR) 

LIPSSOFA 

There's a song that's inside of my soul
It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again
I'm awake in the infinite cold
But You sing to me over and over and over again

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands
And pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only Yours
I know now You're my only hope

Sing to me the song of the stars
of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again
When it feels like my dreams are so far
Sing to me of the plans that you have
for me over again

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands
And pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only Yours
I know now You're my only hope

I give You my destiny
I'm giving You all of me
I want Your symphony
Singing in all that I am
At the top of my lungs I'm giving it back

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands
And pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only Yours
I pray to be only yours
I know now You're my only hope

 

Now guess whose this? :p

Eyes can talk :) 

Babyyyyyyyy 

Egg baby 

Mistake

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident..

If a doctor makes a mistake,
It's an operation..

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory...

If a student makes a mistake,
It is a MISTAKE.

Today i had 2 exams,
It was a HUGE MISTAKE :P

The most

The most selfish one letter word ……
“I”
Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letters word ……
“we”
Use it.
The most poisonous three letters word ……
“Ego”
Kill it.
The most used four letters word ……
“Love”
Value it.
The most pleasing five letters word ……
“Smile”
Keep it.
The fastest spreading six letters word ……
“Rumor”
Ignore it.
The hardiest working seven letters word ……
“Success”
Achieve it.
The most enviable eight letters word ……
“Jealousy”
Distance it.
The most powerful nine letters word ……
“Knowledge"
Acquire it.
The most essential ten letters word ……
“Confidence”
Trust it.

Muzic mood : I want to spend my life time loving you ( Tina Arena and Mark Anthony)

Meeting Eddie and the bloggers

Yesterday i finally met some of the bloggers . I already knew Hind and Nader but was happy getting 2 know Roba, Isam and Ammar. It was a nice meeting with the pleasent atmosphere of wild jordan. We even giggled from laughing at some points :D .I am really happy and looking forward 2 get 2 know you all better and i wish all jordan blogger can meet togather one day :) I would like 2 know the rest. Guys we should meet more often;)

BTW now i have a blog name lol :p

Proverbs and nice words

Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on.

The sunshine of ur smile might chase the clouds from someone's life today.

Love is like playing the piano, first you must learn to play by rule, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

A true friend is someone who reach your hand and touchs yours heart.

Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.

friendship is like the relation between the hand and the eye. Its like when the hand gets hurt the eye cries, and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.

A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out .

True people see you ture, believe in the things you wanna do, feel glad when your dream come true, best of all they dont judge you, they simply love you cause you are you .

Music mood: Because you loved me ( Celion Deion)

Brand NEW blog

My friend nisreen after reading my blog ( One funny but weired uni day) decided 2 blog :) she was the one kicked from class btw. I personally welcome her 2 the blogging world ;)
http://sweetniss.blogspot.com

DREAMS

Do u know ur soul yet? are u goin 2 finally wake up and realize that there is so much more to you ? Open ur eyes and find yourslef. Be ur best by being who you truly are!

Dreams are not always what they seem...All symbols in a dream together can give accurate dream interpretation.

Every person that appears in a dream is supposed to represent an aspect of one's self and actually be about the other person at all,rather , it is a quality or characteristic about that person that your dream is focusing on, and how it applies to YOU.The other person in your dream is always mirroring something back to you about yourself. I remember reading smthn like that once ,But how does it apply 2 my case i donno?

I dont usually dream but i do sometimes (or i can remember i did dream sometimes).Today i waked up after dreaming about my grandfather(he died in the dream - plz God dont let it happen) i just dont get the point of the dream or y particularly this dream was one of the rare ones i could remember :( I know that unconsciousness plays a gr8 role but WHY WHY WHY?Why this ? Why now? Why grandpa?