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Friday, July 01, 2005

Cool Definitions...

TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it.

SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.

EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents have permitted access to the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver pizza.

OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.

TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity

9 Comments:

  • Very funny definitions mira :D Great post

    my favorite is:
    TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity

    By Blogger Baher, at 7/01/2005 12:39 PM  

  • Funny!

    By Blogger Samir R., at 7/01/2005 3:35 PM  

  • very cute hehe i like it :)

    By Blogger SammyZ, at 7/01/2005 7:09 PM  

  • Ya its nice to laugh from time to time :P

    By Blogger M!R@CHK@, at 7/01/2005 11:44 PM  

  • that was pretty funny.. keep 'em comming

    By Blogger Omar, at 7/03/2005 8:52 PM  

  • Funny and hilarious :)

    By Blogger Sinan, at 7/04/2005 12:11 PM  

  • hehehe i am glad You liked them :)

    By Blogger M!R@CHK@, at 7/05/2005 7:33 AM  

  • I enjoyed reading them. it's totally funny... hehehe..

    By Blogger Stellar, at 7/07/2005 2:53 AM  

  • Boss -Someone who comes early when u r late & late when u r early

    Classic -A book which people praise but never read
    Criminal -A guy no different than the res except that he got caught

    Dictionary -A place where divorce comes before marriage
    Doctor -A person who kills ur ills by pills & kills u with the bills

    Experience -A name men give to their mistakes
    Ecstasy -A feeling when u feel u r going to feel a feeling u have never felt before

    Father -A banker provided by nature

    Miser -A person who live poor s tat he can die rich
    Marriage -Its an agreement in which man looses his bachelors degree & woman gains masters

    Philosopher-A fool who torments himself during life to be
    spoken off when dead

    Smile -Only curve tat sets things straight

    Tears -A hydraullic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power

    yawn -Only time a married man get to open his mouth

    By Blogger zaratul, at 7/25/2005 2:12 AM  

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