Cool Definitions...
TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.
EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents have permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver pizza.
OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity
PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.
EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents have permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver pizza.
OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity
8 Comments:
Very funny definitions mira :D Great post
my favorite is:
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity
By Baher, at 7/01/2005 12:39 PM
Funny!
By Samir R., at 7/01/2005 3:35 PM
very cute hehe i like it :)
By -, at 7/01/2005 7:09 PM
Ya its nice to laugh from time to time :P
By M!R@CHK@, at 7/01/2005 11:44 PM
that was pretty funny.. keep 'em comming
By x, at 7/03/2005 8:52 PM
Funny and hilarious :)
By Sinan, at 7/04/2005 12:11 PM
hehehe i am glad You liked them :)
By M!R@CHK@, at 7/05/2005 7:33 AM
I enjoyed reading them. it's totally funny... hehehe..
By Sara, at 7/07/2005 2:53 AM
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