Men and woman/ Apples and grapes

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good

ones because they are afraid of falling and

getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten

apples from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy....... So the apples at the top

think something is wrong with them,

when in reality, they're

amazing. They just have to wait for the

right man to come along, the one who's

brave enough to climb all the way

to the top of the tree.


And... Men are like a fine wine.

They start out as grapes, and it's

up to women to stomp the crap out of them

until they turn into something acceptable to have

dinner with.