Between Sanity and Insanity

1. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage, but the question is does he understand that?

2. Never believe in 'love at first sight'. It's always best to take a second look. Isn't it??

3. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving :P

4. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!?

5. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. how mean? :P

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Unless you call sleeping a talent so you better sleep or you dont have any talents at all :p

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later or maybe you will just live with it ! i cant help but wondering which one is better :P

8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it, even master cards can't afford it :P

9. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. I wonder if your in my place what would you do?

10. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

11. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

12. My husband and I will always compromise. He admit He's wrong and i will always agree. Ya it is fair :P

13. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

14. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person :) atleast I believe it may work!

15. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

16. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

17. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

18. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

19. Common sense is good to have, but never let it master you for then it might deprive you of the foolish things it's fun to do.

20. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats her husband like toxic waste...

21. Have you ever saw a person that doesnt like bread much ?? ya ITS ME :p I wonder how sane is that ! what make it worse

22. The hardest words to say are those meaningful . You know what are they?
I Love you, Sorry and will you help me please ? So i just try my best to mean them?
or maybe it's just me ???

I wonder how sane i am :) or is it as once my friend told me "YOUR SANE IN AN INSANE WAY" I wonder????!!!